I dont like your clothes... take them of

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it’s the most wonderful time of the year


it’s the most wonderful time of the year


when my friend starts talking to someone i don’t know without introducing me



I’m sick of magical worlds with no technology. I want fairy run coffee shops where you can get a latte with a shot of charisma, because you’ve got a big presentation you’re worried about, or witches working at Apple selling phones that automatically appear in your pocket if you accidentally leave it somewhere, or psychics running hair salons who always know how you want your hair to look, or aura reader therapists. I just really want normalized magic in modern society


do u ever feel hot then u look in the mirror and ur like oh im still me nvm

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it makes me so happy that strangers find me followable 



has anyone made this text post:

'hunty i dragged the kids'


I may have dreamt it or I may have read it ages ago idk

pls let me know as soon as possible i may have stumbled onto a winner here folks

*cheap trick voice* the meme police, they live inside of my head 


you know your self-esteem sucks when a really cute guy shows interest in you and you think it’s some sort of sick joke

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i need to get fucked by something other than my life

180 thousand notes and guess who still hasn’t gotten laid

you’re a meme one , Mr Grinch

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she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face


200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am

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