I dont like your clothes... take them of

(Source: declaringshenanigans)


bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

(Source: meidosuji)

so-personal:

everything personal

so-personal:

everything personal

(Source: rupica)

sixpathsofbased:

Lmao fuck

sixpathsofbased:

Lmao fuck

(Source: funnyandhilarious)

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

tennants-hair:

originalruby:

ididntkillsamandriel:

uberzers:

anothercaptviridian:

ruraljackdaw:

So we opened the portal to Hell today


#I like how the teacher’s just like #mm

#”What a nice piece of portal #I should have one in my house”

it’s missing a blond girl up there

now you just wait a fucking second

tennants-hair:

originalruby:

ididntkillsamandriel:

uberzers:

anothercaptviridian:

ruraljackdaw:

So we opened the portal to Hell today

#I like how the teacher’s just like #mm

#”What a nice piece of portal #I should have one in my house”

it’s missing a blond girl up there

now you just wait a fucking second

(Source: alcomol)

so-personal:

everything personal

so-personal:

everything personal

(Source: distraction)


elijahkrantz:

I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit

hippies-like-us:

light-blue-smurf:

People Art Gallery

Exciting Photo Illusions

The swimming pool temporarily effed me up..


sodamnrelatable:

when one of your friends is sad just go to their house and do this

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(Source: miniwixoide)


kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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(Source: infinityy-skylin3s)

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